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Jun 2007
Cryptozoologists to the rescue
Posted by Scott Spielman
at 12:52 PM | Comments
The effort to bring more tourists to the State of Michigan to boost the economy took a strange path this week.
Researchers are flying in, looking for Bigfoot.
That’s right, the mythical creature still generates sporadic news with new ‘sightings’ being posted all the time.
This time, they’ll head to the Marquette County in the Upper Peninsula to talk to locals and scour the woods. Members of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization will lead the charge.
Hey, why not? Even if they don’t find anything up there, they’ll quickly realize the beauty of northern Michigan and maybe stop back for a trip during their down time.
It won’t help the economy in western Wayne County, though, unless we do something to attract cryptozoologists (people who search for creatures that don’t exist). Maybe we should report some sightings of a mutated river monster lurking in The Rouge, snacking on three-eyed fish….
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